Nibble part 28

"So this is, what, your fifth time ordering pizza this week?" Harrison snorted, "Please," he grinned, "Third." I laughed out, "Oh, geez, Harrison, that's disgusting. Do you even know how much oil that is?" He shrugged, "Whatever." I shook my head, "One of you seriously needs to learn how to cook."

"I volunteer Harrison!" Jason called out. "Please, Jason. You're the food snob. No real food snob should expect their roommate to cook for them."

"I'm not a food snob!" Harrison laughed, "Yea, Ok, right- says the guy who will devour everything in the cupboard one day and will eat only pastas and cheeses the next."

"That doesn't make me a food snob! I just have food moods!" Harrison shook his head, looking back at me, "Ok, right. He has food moods." I grinned and asked, "And yet you can have pizza every day of the week?" Jason laughed and stuck his face right in front of my brother's tiny lap top camera, "Please, sister of Harrison. I can have pizza every day of the year." I laughed and Harrison pushed Jason away from the camera. "So," he said, taking another bite of his pizza, "How's your guy?" I rolled my eyes, "He's great. We're eloping to Paris this weekend."

"Already?"

"We figured, why wait?"

"Why indeed." I laughed and rolled my eyes again, "Ok, Jason, what about you, still got a girl on your mind?" He shook his head, eating his last bite of pizza and wiping his hands on a Domino's napkin. "Nope. Only got room in my heart for two lovely ladies." I laughed, "Oh yea? Which two?"

"My lovely sister, and my adorable roommate."

"Shut your pie hole, brother of Remi." Harrison grinned and the landline rang. I glanced at caller id and then moved back into the screen, "I gotta go, Harrison. Talk to you tomorrow?"

"See ya, sneaky."

"It's not a boy."

"I don't believe I said it was." I laughed and closed the lap top before grabbing the phone off the receiver and saying to Lindsay, "You've reached roadside services, how may we be of assistance?"

"Hola señorita. Dinner and a movie?"

"What, with me? Well, are we going as just friends, or shall I change my relationship status pronto?"

"I believe this chica is in a good mood. It'll be a double date." I narrowed my eyebrows, "What, double as in you're the hot shot and Gabby and I are your arm candy?"

"You are in a good mood. Good. 'Cause that was not what I meant." I sighed and lay on my bed, "No blind dates, please, you are no Emma."

"I am much better than Emma, thank you, but it's not a blind date. More of a...deaf date."

"A deaf date."

"Mhm."

"As in you're taking me to a heavy metal concert?"

"As in your date is Nick Angel." I squinted my eyes shut and breathed through my teeth, "You do know I am almost finished with my epic planning of your demise, right?"

"I never forget it. I'll be at your house in fifteen."

"Years, I hope."

"Shut up. Get dressed."

"I hate you."

"Ciao!"

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